Tuesday :: 06 January 2009 :: 01:02 PM
353 days to Christmas!
China Can Produce Cheaper Than The USA
Ever Wonder How China makes Stuff Cheaper than us?
China needs "fair trade" instead of "free trade," and maybe the greater profit margins will make room for OSHA, EPA, and some of the other trappings that make America great!
The Construction Site Hard Hat
The Dust and Particle Free Breathing Apparatus
OSHA Approved Scaffolding
And my all-time favorite . . .
The "New" Lightweight Welders Mask
Random Humor: Management Indian Style
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in federal funded program for training for upper management position: I supposed to come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."